The unofficial user's guide to SW

- Greet any newcomer with a foreboding message.

- Shoes on or off, either is acceptable inside.

- Always knock before entering.

- Speak kindly to the plants and animals.

- Show your love of animals to increase social standing among your online peers.

- Except for trolls because they are an invasive species. The bounty on their heads is 50 points a pop.

- Look underneath every rock for the special prize inside.

- Don't stand with your mouth open or bugs will fly in.

- Smell the yellow snow before eating it to check that it is in fact lemon flavored.

- Wash your hands after using the restroom.

- There will always be some one else to wash your feet. Save yourself the work and grant them to do you a favor.

- "No shirt, no shoes, no service" does not apply.

- But these things are recommended.

- Never accept anyone's drink offer.

- Always boil the tap before drinking it.

- Stay hydrated, it's a desert out there.

- We're all special snowflakes, so harden your suit of armor so you don't melt in the heat.

- Doppelgangers are bad mojo.

- Never let your alt accounts fight with eachother.

- Only catfish for dinner every night.

- (Except on Friday nights we serve beef and knuckle sandwiches.)

- Travel in packs to increase your likelihood of survival.

- Engage in tribal warfare.

- Be aware, it's better to kill them with kindness.