The unofficial user's guide to SW
- Greet any newcomer with a foreboding message.
- Shoes on or off, either is acceptable inside.
- Always knock before entering.
- Speak kindly to the plants and animals.
- Show your love of animals to increase social standing among your online peers.
- Except for trolls because they are an invasive species. The bounty on their heads is 50 points a pop.
- Look underneath every rock for the special prize inside.
- Don't stand with your mouth open or bugs will fly in.
- Smell the yellow snow before eating it to check that it is in fact lemon flavored.
- Wash your hands after using the restroom.
- There will always be some one else to wash your feet. Save yourself the work and grant them to do you a favor.
- "No shirt, no shoes, no service" does not apply.
- But these things are recommended.
- Never accept anyone's drink offer.
- Always boil the tap before drinking it.
- Stay hydrated, it's a desert out there.
- We're all special snowflakes, so harden your suit of armor so you don't melt in the heat.
- Doppelgangers are bad mojo.
- Never let your alt accounts fight with eachother.
- Only catfish for dinner every night.
- (Except on Friday nights we serve beef and knuckle sandwiches.)
- Travel in packs to increase your likelihood of survival.
- Engage in tribal warfare.
- Be aware, it's better to kill them with kindness.
- Shoes on or off, either is acceptable inside.
- Always knock before entering.
- Speak kindly to the plants and animals.
- Show your love of animals to increase social standing among your online peers.
- Except for trolls because they are an invasive species. The bounty on their heads is 50 points a pop.
- Look underneath every rock for the special prize inside.
- Don't stand with your mouth open or bugs will fly in.
- Smell the yellow snow before eating it to check that it is in fact lemon flavored.
- Wash your hands after using the restroom.
- There will always be some one else to wash your feet. Save yourself the work and grant them to do you a favor.
- "No shirt, no shoes, no service" does not apply.
- But these things are recommended.
- Never accept anyone's drink offer.
- Always boil the tap before drinking it.
- Stay hydrated, it's a desert out there.
- We're all special snowflakes, so harden your suit of armor so you don't melt in the heat.
- Doppelgangers are bad mojo.
- Never let your alt accounts fight with eachother.
- Only catfish for dinner every night.
- (Except on Friday nights we serve beef and knuckle sandwiches.)
- Travel in packs to increase your likelihood of survival.
- Engage in tribal warfare.
- Be aware, it's better to kill them with kindness.
