Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
I did…it seemed fine 🤷♂
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
You tech bros are always so sneaky
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@deadgerbil it’ll bring jobs to the area
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@CaptainBard you're a private corporation that will pollute the area!
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@deadgerbil I paid a guy with a physics certificate to say it’s fine so don’t worry about it
I definitely should have, I'm traumatized
But... I was drunk when I signed it! I thought you only needed to borrow my beard on weekends! And I'm going to need those stilts back 🙈 for um.. reasons
@CaptainBard Ok fineee but can I get that stool back for a day or two? I need to tell someone off and I feel like it's gonna have more punch if I can look them eye to eye 🧐
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@DancingStarGoddess alright deal but next time you’ll have to settle for a shin kick
@CaptainBard Okok! Angry stares and ankle bites just wasn't giving the same "rawr" like I needed anyhow
GoFish ·
ikr? gosh 😆
You didn't make meh...
Straylight · F
It’s too small.
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Straylight and what’s wrong with small??
Straylight · F
@CaptainBard Sorry, I mean fun sized.
Did it say "May be considerably shorter than stated"? 🤔
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@InfoTunaBotTheReturn it said no baldies allowed 😒
M00ed · F
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@M00ed ok ok ill let it slide this once
@M00ed This might be the funniest gif I've seen this year😭😂
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
I'm illiterate 😓
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle falseeeee
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@CaptainBard
You're giving mindy a hard time 😩
You're giving mindy a hard time 😩
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle nonsense
TheLadyPotato · 31-35, F
I can’t believe you tried to trick me into giving up your custody as a potato protector 🥔😡
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@TheLadyPotato what’s done is done tot
TheLadyPotato · 31-35, F
@CaptainBard I WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR CUSTODY IN COURTS 🥔😡
hunkalove · 70-79, M
I did. It said the aliens from Uranus may call themselves FarmBard but they are really full of shit. Didn't say anything about their glorious leader CaptainBard.
Lostpoet · M
It's written in Crayola and illegible.
Rolexeo · 31-35, M
This is chicken scratch and it was written in crayon
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Rolexeo too late for excuses ✋
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M

faery · F
😮💨
aboveaverageaveragejoe · 51-55, M
There is never anything fine about it.





















