sarabee1995 · 31-35, F
Our townhouse came with all new appliances when I bought it because the previous residents wrecked the place. ALL the appliances talk to my phone. 🤷♀
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Stephie · 22-25, F
@sarabee1995 No wonder your phone bill is always so high if you chat with your appliances 🫢
sarabee1995 · 31-35, F
@Thinkerbell I don't doubt that!
@Stephie Nope. They make that connection free so they can gather data about you and use it to sell you more crap. 🤷♀
@Stephie Nope. They make that connection free so they can gather data about you and use it to sell you more crap. 🤷♀
Stephie · 22-25, F
@sarabee1995 Let me try to find out what you are running low in your fridge. I am sure your data must be available somewhere. I'll let you know if that salad is still fresh or if you need another carton of milk. The current one is close to the expiration date...
RachelLia2003 · 22-25, F
mathusalem
Elessar · 31-35, M
@RachelLia2003 Proudly so
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
Yep, I can't be dealing with a moody fridge 😩
Smokey · 46-50, M
Same
RebelRaven · 51-55, F
Same
FreddieUK · 70-79, M
That's interesting coming from a young man. I'd expect it to be my generations attitude. Good for you.
RebelRaven · 51-55, F
“We noticed you go into your fridge an average of 29 times per day, here’s a link to the top 5 dieting apps”
FreddieUK · 70-79, M
@RebelRaven That's conclusive evidence for me. Never!!
Elessar · 31-35, M
@RebelRaven "You've eaten
200g of bacon last week. Your insurance premium is now adjusted to $2145/mo"
200g of bacon last week. Your insurance premium is now adjusted to $2145/mo"
Jenny1234 · 56-60, M
My washing machine has Wi-Fi, but I don’t know how to use it.
My son‘s truck can start through a mobile app on his phone 😀
My son‘s truck can start through a mobile app on his phone 😀
faery · F
Me either, anymore. They never work correctly anyway. Give me analog
But we want to track you by your oven
Elessar · 31-35, M
@chernobylplaygr0unds Peter Thiel will have to find a way to survive without knowing how many chickens I roast in a week
@Elessar 😣 must know
Elessar · 31-35, M
@chernobylplaygr0unds They'll arrest me for refusing to spy myself
Northwest · M
I recently got rid of the last appliance in my home that's not wifi connected. How else would I know that someone used my microwave oven, when I'm on a trip?
MyNameIsHurl · 46-50, F
Well we can still send the mind control frequencies through your phone
daddy95 · 26-30, M
My washing machine can't run a delayed start without the app. So frustrating because I refuse to have my data collected
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
But how are you going to make toast from an airplane or play doom on your fridge?
These are necessities in this era.
Couldnt even talk to you through the vaccuum back in 1990. Ancient times.
These are necessities in this era.
Couldnt even talk to you through the vaccuum back in 1990. Ancient times.
Wireman · 31-35, M
And I thought it was only me!




















