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BlueHorizon · 26-30, M
Sure, I'll read you a story or smack you with a slipper on the back of your head
lysssss · 22-25, F
@BlueHorizon I'd prefer the first option
BlueHorizon · 26-30, M
@lysssss Once upon a time there was a girl, a very dreamy girl that would stay awake at night and look at the stars thinking about her dreams, her life, the world. So dreamy she couldn't fall asleep at all so she looked for help in all places she could and met a magic spirit that could help her out, in a blink of an eye the spirit took a slipper out of another dimension and smacked the girl over the back of her head into the next week. The end.
lysssss · 22-25, F
@BlueHorizon nice loophole
BlueHorizon · 26-30, M
@lysssss Good stories must end in a twist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ plus ay it had a very happy ending
QuietEd2019 · 31-35, M
@BlueHorizon happy ending being walloped by a slipper!!! Strange idea of happiness
BlueHorizon · 26-30, M
@QuietEd2019 hey they at least fell asleep that's a happy ending
QuietEd2019 · 31-35, M
@BlueHorizon being kicked unconscious with a slipper taking out some irreplaceable grey matter in the process
BlueHorizon · 26-30, M
@QuietEd2019 Joke - a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
QuietEd2019 · 31-35, M
@BlueHorizon Or a way to sneak in your strange desire to knock someone out with a slipper
BlueHorizon · 26-30, M
@QuietEd2019 You don't do jokes where you are from? O.o Man that must be very tough, smile from time to time maybe it'll make your life a bit better.
BlueHorizon · 26-30, M
@QuietEd2019 And ofc man, the moment I open my eyes in the morning I think to all the people I can knock unconscious with footwear, my weapon of choice. My addiction is getting out of control maybe I should see someone. -SARCASM ENDED-
QuietEd2019 · 31-35, M
@BlueHorizon not that kind of humour no. Plenty more hilarious comedy without some kind of nightmare extreme spanking scenario being the basis of a joke
BlueHorizon · 26-30, M
@QuietEd2019 You really got this tilted for a joke? o.o You need to learn to control your feelings really. It can impact your life in a negative way if you get tilted so fast.
QuietEd2019 · 31-35, M
@BlueHorizon yeah it’s also 7:40am probably wasn’t in the mood to take it lightly
BlueHorizon · 26-30, M
@QuietEd2019 One of those days eh? Where you start on the wrong foot, it's okay everyone has one of those in a while just don't take things too seriously, I never had an actual intention of traveling to almost the other end of the world and actually knock her unconscious that would be ridiculous and also really expensive.
QuietEd2019 · 31-35, M
@BlueHorizon I know right 😅