Mistakesmakeus · M
I had a glass of whiskey, neat as it should be, and i didnt find our until 5 minutes later that it was diluted with ammonia. Turns out the bartender is severely dyslexic and read ammonia as "almond juice". It was to cut costs
Slivereyes · 46-50, FVIP
Are you feeling any better today?
@Slivereyes no I don't feel any better.

SW-User
Please see a doctor first thing in the morning.
Pretzel · 70-79, M
do you have a cold?
Please go to the ER !
WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T
Sleep now
Uhhh i hope youre not dead like ER not SW
Natureman · 61-69, M
Y does your chest hurt









