Crazy lady: “Hey where’d you get that pita?”

Me: “at the pita place right down the road”

Lady: “I’ll buy it off ya”

Me: “no thanks… the place is right down the road if you want one”

Lady (in annoyed voice): “I’m offering money for yours”

Me: “ I understand that, I just exchanged money for it and now I would like to eat it. Exchanging it out for money would be a step backwards for me”

Lady: “you don’t make any sense”

Me: “ok”… *pretends I don’t see or hear her anymore*