The Grass is Greener Where It Should Be Greener.

@ChipmunkErnie sorry?

@nobodyishome Ooops, got it wrong. It's a book -- "The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank" by Erma Bombeck.

@ChipmunkErnie What is it about :)

@nobodyishome Not really sure. Bombeck was a comedic writer of books and movies. The title just stuck in my head.

@ChipmunkErnie Wow, I want to write a book someday. Allah made me promise the night I met him. We even shook hands. But oh well, I was high on Marijuana.

@nobodyishome Never met Allah, but I wish I;d get the energy to finish my novel. Got about 2/3 done and then never got back to it. :(

@ChipmunkErnie Really? You wrote a 2/3 of a novel? That's super cool! What is it about?

@nobodyishome I guess it would be called dark horror about a far distant future.

@ChipmunkErnie Wow, sounds amazing. Tell me more.

@nobodyishome Been so long since I worked on it. I guess it's a sort of "quest" story where the hero heads out to follow his master's orders and encounters various dangers/situations. It's so far in the future the sun is dying, the moon is widening it's orbit and moving away from the earth, and the line between magic and science is blurred.

@ChipmunkErnie Sounds like we are heading towards an Apocalypse.