I just got a speeding ticket

I was on my way to the gym and I seriously had to go to the bathroom and I honestly didn’t realize I was going that fast. Cop got me for 58 in a 40. I’m totally screwed because there’s no way I can pay it with gas and groceries like they are now. And what is worse is that I’m already paying on two other minor tickets- got pulled over almost 2 years ago for no seatbelt, and then last year I parked too close to a car at work and scraped it and had to pay for repairs to that. I’m so mad at myself for not checking my speedometer.

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Likes2drive · 56-60, M

Should have told him why you were speeding because you had to go to the bathroom, sometimes they let you go or reduce it to a lower offense. I’ve plead them down in the past so I always mail them in not guilty and then plea bargain it down

Mardrae · F

@Likes2drive I did tell him that but it didn’t work

HumanEarth · F

@Mardrae Maybe you should have soiled yourself right there

I talk my way out of tickets a few times. It's just once and while it don't always work.

One time I got off because I flashed the cop some hairy boob

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Mardrae · F

@HumanEarth 🤣 Yeah, I was going to try to flirt, but the cop was very young and I am old so it wouldn’t have worked.

HumanEarth · F

@Mardrae just think a man in his 50s pull out a big hairy tit. The first thing I'm going to do is laugh my ass off.

There would be no holding it back