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GoldenWorm · 51-55, M
trump needs me in the other room.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Oh god, tell me you haven't named IT, THAT!
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I need to 'have a slash', 'point Percy at the porcelain', 'shake hands with the unemployed' 'have a gypsy's kiss'.
Then, after you have had too much to drink, there is the Pirate's P***. (You have to close one eye so that you can focus and hit the target properly.)
Something that we gentlemen frequently have to deal with is the Venus Pee Trap: that moment when you are in full stream and the toilet seat starts to fall down to its resting position.
Then, after you have had too much to drink, there is the Pirate's P***. (You have to close one eye so that you can focus and hit the target properly.)
Something that we gentlemen frequently have to deal with is the Venus Pee Trap: that moment when you are in full stream and the toilet seat starts to fall down to its resting position.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Oh jeez, I had no idea about the perils of being a man! You poor poor things. 🙂
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
Shake the dew off your lily.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
OH, I like that one. Although the smell of lilies do give me a headache lololol
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
i like that one
1GHOST · M
HAY Shnoodles long time no see ..hug
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1GHOST · M
[image deleted]@pennynoodles:
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@1GHOST: What a lovely picture.
1GHOST · M
🤗@pennynoodles: thanks awww hugs friend
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Does he eat flies, too?
freeflow · 70-79, M
@pennynoodles: Not eat but some have been known to shoot them down!
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@freeflow: ha ha ha
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
i must evacuate my urethra.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
That made me lol, what a posh way of saying it.
Beachlover · M
Need the little boys room, need a slash , syphon the python, point Percy at the porcelain , need a leak, need to shake hands with the unemployed to name a few.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Beachlover: Exactly my thoughts on the situation ......
Beachlover · M
@pennynoodles: true , but you have a good day anyway all the best
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Beachlover: Thank you, you too.
1GHOST · M
See a man about a horse.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Horse huh? wow
angie8819 · 56-60, F
i must tinkle
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
i must urinate.
sometimes i go "shit, i gotta piss" (then the other thing #2 i say PISS i gotta shit)
sorry about the concisely to the point rudeness of this posting.
sometimes i go "shit, i gotta piss" (then the other thing #2 i say PISS i gotta shit)
sorry about the concisely to the point rudeness of this posting.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I feel so much more enlightened now.....
*Stops along a stretch of deserted, interstate highway and washes down the pavement*😝🚗
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Love the way that you like to help the community 😜
@pennynoodles: Hehe
It's part of a little-known, plan to conserve scarce water resources.😝
It's part of a little-known, plan to conserve scarce water resources.😝
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Maverick1962: R-i-g-h-t
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I need to urinate. I need to number 1. I'm gonna leak. I needa sprinkle. I can't hold it.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Sounds like a garden hose
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Hahahah yep
jake60 · 61-69, M
going for a slash
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@jake60: Now that's better😜
jake60 · 61-69, M
@pennynoodles: dont think the yanks will understand it
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@jake60: then they will wet their pants won't they? 😊
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Do you dig a little well in it?
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smiler2012 · 56-60
pennynoodle need the little boys room
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Not me
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excuse me , you don't want to swim now don't you?
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Wow, your bladder was full.
I need to pee or i need to go to the ladies room
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
There's a queue
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
You're useful
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TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
Draining the twinkie
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Do yo wring it out afterwards?
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
@That would be telling....
asnorkler · 70-79, M
Need to bleed my dragon
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@asnorkler Hope he doesn't breathe fire.
asnorkler · 70-79, M
@pennynoodles Yep and puts 'em out too
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Tinkle,Wee,pee,piss,no.1
ironsides · 22-25, M
I gotta piss
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Through the kitchen, first door on left.
freeflow · 70-79, M
Oh - so subtle!! ha ha ha!
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Gotta tinkle.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
out that twinkle
bijouxbroussard · F
One of my uncles used to say, "Need to go see a man about a dog," whenever he'd excuse himself. To this day, I never got the significance of the phrase, although I knew what he meant.
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It's a generic thing, really,meaning: 'I've got to go off and do something,'I suppose.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Curiosity: I know.
bijouxbroussard · F
@Curiosity: That makes sense. 😏
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
let's cross beams
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ha ha ha