You're in a public place and someone farts loudly nearby. What do you do?

I recently was the person who farted nearby. Silly me thought it would be a subtile pfffff sound but noooo it was like PROT PROT PROOOOT and I was in the bus and thought.. keep staring outside that window, I know they're staring at me... But it was either THAT or getting worse stomach cramps... When gas gets stuck inside that can hurt really bad you know LOL.. and farting is the most natural thing in the world :) I ignore when someone else farts. I know how good it feels LOL

Depends how embarrassed they look, if they seem to be not too worried I'll laugh, but if they seem really mortified I can keep that in check.

*Looks over at the person with a lifted brow* ... You alright?

In my head I'll say "wtf", & then I'll turn around & start laughing quietly. But if for some reason I make eye contact with someone & we both give each other that "did you hear that" look, then my laughter will be more uncontrollable. 😄😂

i yell "rock n roll!"

Move out of the way

Run!

[c=#BF0080]I'd bust out laughing and the whole store would know about it lol.[/c]

I try not to laugh to hard. LOL!!!!😂

it happens.

*squeezes the nose*

Me, too. Pretend that nothing happened. Lol.


But if it's someone I know, I'd probably be like, Dude, are you okay? We usually just laugh it off. 😆

Alter the planned shopping route through the store and. As fast as possible!

say "Holy Shit!"

see what happens

I would probably laugh.😆

I usually laugh out loud.😂

I lose my shit.