You're in a public place and someone farts loudly nearby. What do you do?

I try not to giggle too loudly!

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I recently was the person who farted nearby. Silly me thought it would be a subtile pfffff sound but noooo it was like PROT PROT PROOOOT and I was in the bus and thought.. keep staring outside that window, I know they're staring at me... But it was either THAT or getting worse stomach cramps... When gas gets stuck inside that can hurt really bad you know LOL.. and farting is the most natural thing in the world :) I ignore when someone else farts. I know how good it feels LOL

PeanutsauntieP1982 · 41-45, F

I try to ignore it, but my inner child thinks it's funny as hell, so I try to rein her in so I don't embarrass myself or the culprit, LOL!

ItsAllAboutLove · F

@PeanutsauntieP1982: yeah farting is still funny :D I must have rolled my eyes back then and thought "Subtile. VERY subtile. Well done, Lily."

PeanutsauntieP1982 · 41-45, F

Hehehehe. I do that too. One time, I was the culprit. It was dark in the theatre, and it was during a silent part in the movie that I accidentally let one rip! I heard about 20 people quietly laughing, which was ok, 'cause I was laughing too!!

ItsAllAboutLove · F

@PeanutsauntieP1982: hahaha.. reading your reply made me actually laugh out loud, I can image.. :D

PeanutsauntieP1982 · 41-45, F

:))

PeanutsauntieP1982 · 41-45, F

*laughs!*

Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M

My favorite is when you fart just as you step onto an empty elevator, and you press the floor number and try to close the doors ASAP! But that one person HAS to step in at the last moment to join you in your aroma!