I Love Jokes And Riddles
One Monday morning, a Postman is walking the neighbourhood on his usual route.
As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars were in the driveway.
His walk was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer cans and liquor bottles.
"Whoaaa Bob, looks like you guys had one Hell of a Party last night," the Postman comments.
Bob, in obvious pain an discomfort, replies, "Actually, we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 p.m. Sunday afternoon. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I" ..??
The Postman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that" ..??
"Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our "Privates" showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."
The Postman laughs loudly and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that.
"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up seven times....":)
As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars were in the driveway.
His walk was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer cans and liquor bottles.
"Whoaaa Bob, looks like you guys had one Hell of a Party last night," the Postman comments.
Bob, in obvious pain an discomfort, replies, "Actually, we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 p.m. Sunday afternoon. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I" ..??
The Postman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that" ..??
"Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our "Privates" showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."
The Postman laughs loudly and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that.
"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up seven times....":)
