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Once upon a time, a wild, rabid panda entered a Walmart. The Walmart was out of bamboo; so, the wild panda threw his paws up to the sky and exclaimed "GRAWHWWWWHWHWW!" All of the workers immediately became aware that a rabid panda was not content with their service and began to desperately search for bamboo.
But the panda was impatient due to his rabies; and, frothing at the mouth, he charged at the nearest store clerk, grabbed him, and threw him into the DVD rack. Under the DVD rack, there lay a faggot of bamboo; this made the panda very happy, so the panda took the bamboo and started to beat the shit out of the fallen store clerk before he chowed down on his beloved bamboo.
The end. :D
But the panda was impatient due to his rabies; and, frothing at the mouth, he charged at the nearest store clerk, grabbed him, and threw him into the DVD rack. Under the DVD rack, there lay a faggot of bamboo; this made the panda very happy, so the panda took the bamboo and started to beat the shit out of the fallen store clerk before he chowed down on his beloved bamboo.
The end. :D
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@Pirate: I asked permission to enter into his room and he said this phrase lol :)
