Can you write a story in 5 sentences? ._.

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Tatsumi · 31-35, M Best Comment

Once upon a time, a wild, rabid panda entered a Walmart. The Walmart was out of bamboo; so, the wild panda threw his paws up to the sky and exclaimed "GRAWHWWWWHWHWW!" All of the workers immediately became aware that a rabid panda was not content with their service and began to desperately search for bamboo.

But the panda was impatient due to his rabies; and, frothing at the mouth, he charged at the nearest store clerk, grabbed him, and threw him into the DVD rack. Under the DVD rack, there lay a faggot of bamboo; this made the panda very happy, so the panda took the bamboo and started to beat the shit out of the fallen store clerk before he chowed down on his beloved bamboo.

The end. :D

marsbar · F

Ummm I think that's more than 5 words. 🤔 but creative nonetheless. 👏🏼

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Tatsumi · 31-35, M

@marsbar: It was sentences. :P Though, I only typed 4 sentences! Oh no. Whoops. Semicolons: gotta love 'em. :P

marsbar · F

@ColdPenguin: Oh!! Lmao! I read it as words. Duh! It means I need to go to sleep now.

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@marsbar: noooo, I'm gonna miss you ;_;

Tatsumi · 31-35, M

@marsbar: Hehe. It is now a sufficient 5 sentences. :D Good night. ^^

marsbar · F

@Pirate: Aren't you sleepy yet froggy? It's late for you too.

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I am fighting sleep ×_×

marsbar · F

@ColdPenguin: Good for you! I've never heard of "a faggot of bamboo". I learned something new Mr. Penguin.

marsbar · F

@Pirate: As long as you don't have to wake up early tomorrow...

Tatsumi · 31-35, M

@marsbar: I think bamboo are classified as sticks...:O That was the word that came to mind. xD It works, though, I think. ^^

marsbar · F

@ColdPenguin: You did use it correctly. It just sounds funny. 😁