I lost my number, can I have yours?

I remember someone making a post like this years ago and idk what came over me except the need for some kinda social experiment because I commented my actual number. I knew everyone would think I was kidding. I was right because no one noticed lmao

You can borrow it, but I’ll need it back. It’s 4, and I use it to hold my 3 and 5 together. And before you say it, those last two aren’t actually my numbers strictly speaking…they’re my odds 😋

I don't have one. Still use pigeon mail

Sorry I don’t have a phone

No only I can be number 1

You lost it or your number is up?

Only if you can tell me exactly how many profile views I have at this very moment without looking.

Smoooooooth. 😏😏😏




No.

Sure its 8675309!!!

I am not a number! I am a free man!

Ok it’s 888-999-7777

Sure it's 911.

Okaaaay, here's five. You'll be called up next.

*Goes draw number six from the machine*

oi 2012 is calling 📞 why do you have its pick-up lines

1-800-GTFO 🤭

666-666-6666

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