Ye doubters and scoffers, know ye not that Farblesnozz warned us of your hate?

Lacisnesnon 1:1-5

1. Ye workers of iniquity, who claim that there is no Farblesnozz, where is your proof?
2. It cannot be the air, for he hath created it!
3. It cannot be the dirt, before he hath created it!
4. It cannot be the trees, for they cannot breathe without His breath upon them!
5. So where, I ask again, is your proof? Where, when all of creation cries out the name of Farblesnozz! Ye deceivers and dissemblers, hang your heads in shame!

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pdxlinux · 41-45, M

is this different from the flying spaghetti monster? anyway good job. i have mentioned this to you probably before but will take a chance on repeating it here. the "enemy" of religionists, if they chose to be honest and progressive, is materialism, and not people like yourself, nor any free thinkers, nor science. that would require them to acknowledge that you can't put the toothpaste back into the tube, i.e. you can't create ignorance after society has been informed.

Tobasco · 31-35, F

The fact that you're the only follower of this nonsense is all the proof needed 🤔

ProphetOfFarblesnozz · 51-55, M

@Tobasco Fool! The followers of Farblesnozz number in the MILLIONS!

Tobasco · 31-35, F

@ProphetOfFarblesnozz figments of your imagination don't count

ProphetOfFarblesnozz · 51-55, M

@Tobasco YOU CANNOT PROVE THAT THE MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS OF FARBLESNOZZ DO NOT EXIST!

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