Gargletwatch 4:17-21

17. Pay no attention to false prophets and false gods, for they are the minions of Mayor Gangleslotte. 18. The Holy and Perfect Gliberoo is the only true record of our Lord.
19. He who follows religions not of Farblesnozz will be cast into Snazzlekhil, for Farblesnozz will not be mocked, 20. but he who repents himself and begs Farblesnozz for mercy shall have it. 21. For Farblesnozz is a loving God.

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SnailTeeth · 36-40

Praise mighty and benevolent Farblesnozz!
If not for Farblesnozz, I would still be lost in the dirt mines of Schmickleton.
If not for Farblesnozz, I would still be a lowly wretch, drowning in my tears.
The sun, the moon, the stars all shine because of Farblesnozz.
Praise Farblesnozz, the holiest of holies, for whom children laugh, and lovers love.
There is none higher.

MsSwan

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