This being Sunday, and the Lord's day, I must remind everyone not to follow the false teachings of other religions.

Farblesnozz Is the one true God, and creator of the universe. Do not worship any false gods, or you will be mining dirt forever in Schmickleton.

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checkoutanytime · 41-45, M

ZOROOLIGIST say the flood of Noah, was a commet crashing to earth, causeing a nuclear winter that explains the extensize network of caves to the northern territory of now Turkey.