So is there a testimony of 500 eyewitness for Farblesnozz, any archaeology backing your holy book, any peoples lives changed by Farblesnozz? 😁
Peaceandnamaste · 26-30, F
What's the creation story of the farblesnozz religion?
ProphetOfFarblesnozz · 56-60, M
@Peaceandnamaste Tratskoob 1:1-2:5:
1. When Farblesnozz began to create the universe, all was chaos. 2. And Farblesnozz spake, saying, "Let the chaos order itself!" 3. And the universe compressed into a single point, hot and bright, 4. then did burst outward in every direction. 5. And the stars were formed, all in their places, with worlds around them, revolving around them. 6. And one world in particular He called Terra, and He saw that it was good.
7. Then Farblesnozz poured water upon Terra, cooling it and making a mist over the land. 8. And the mist he called "air", and it was good to breathe.
2.
1. Then as the mist expanded, Farblesnozz began to sculpt the plants from the dirt, and allowed them to grow. 2. They grew for many years, unfettered, until Farblesnozz began to sculpt the animals. 3. At first, He made animals to eat the plants, but some animals turned and ate other animals. 4. And one kind of animal, He continued to sculpt, making them to stand upright. 5. And He called this animal "man".
1. When Farblesnozz began to create the universe, all was chaos. 2. And Farblesnozz spake, saying, "Let the chaos order itself!" 3. And the universe compressed into a single point, hot and bright, 4. then did burst outward in every direction. 5. And the stars were formed, all in their places, with worlds around them, revolving around them. 6. And one world in particular He called Terra, and He saw that it was good.
7. Then Farblesnozz poured water upon Terra, cooling it and making a mist over the land. 8. And the mist he called "air", and it was good to breathe.
2.
1. Then as the mist expanded, Farblesnozz began to sculpt the plants from the dirt, and allowed them to grow. 2. They grew for many years, unfettered, until Farblesnozz began to sculpt the animals. 3. At first, He made animals to eat the plants, but some animals turned and ate other animals. 4. And one kind of animal, He continued to sculpt, making them to stand upright. 5. And He called this animal "man".
SnailTeeth · 36-40, M
Are there any mines in Erewhon?
ProphetOfFarblesnozz · 56-60, M
@SnailTeeth No. Everything you desire is brought to you, having been made by Farblesnozz with love.
Mike3 · M
We are better btw
ProphetOfFarblesnozz · 56-60, M
@Aliveshock For making fun of such a brilliant man as Stephen Hawking, you are condemning yourself to Schmickleton.
SW-User
Will there be free refills
ProphetOfFarblesnozz · 56-60, M