Can you imagine living in a society where people would be judged by what their ancestors did to the 7th generation and then getting baptized? That must have been life-changing in a society like that.

No.

The Bible tells us Jesus baptized no one. His disciples did.

John 4:2
King James Version
2 (Though Jesus himself baptized not, but his disciples,)

As long as he doesn't dunk my head in the water he washed my feet with.

hell no

Never thought of it. Was more worried about being thrown in hell than dreaming about jesus rubbing my feet 😏

No. But Mary Magdalene was hot!

Yeah

Nope. I also don't need José, Miguel, Santiago, or Rodriguez to do it, either.