Sometimes I wish I had named my dog The Lord…

Random religious person: Have you found The Lord?
Me: Actually, The Lord found me! Sat down on my lap and asked me to take him home. He’s lived with me ever since.

Random religious person: Do you have a good relationship with The Lord?
Me: Absolutely! I love The Lord, and he loves me! Especially when I bring him a bully stick.

Random religious person: Have you let The Lord into your heart?
Me: Of course! Hard not to when he licks your face and begs for belly rubs.

I’m so going to hell 😂

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BlueSkyKing · M

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”

― Christopher Hitchens, The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever