Why didn't anybody tell me that the rapture was happening this week?

@cherokeepatti exactly

@HootyTheNightOwl I'm not hip, that's why. Only cool kids get raptured

@Pretzel I need new underwear, at the very least. I don't need the ones who find my bundle of clothes finding ratty old underwear

@Pretzel Yeah... he needs to make sure to wear clean underwear for the occasion...

@FreestyleArt Every one of those television mega preachers have been financially set up in those mega churches to cause confusion and distractions to control the Christians who blindly follow them. I have seen so many rapture videos recently on YouTube and it made me think that most of them are coming from a common source.