Who do you think God is

God is an old white man, He walks with a slight limp and smokes Marlboro reds in the hard box. He's an angry drunk and has a dry sense of humor about him. He had a girlfriend once but she couldn't handle the mood swings and of course He wouldn't go to therapy with her so she finally packed it in. I met him once on the train to Newark, He smote some dude with a nose ring when the kid took His name in vain and then felt bad about it and healed a cripple he passed on the platform. Nose ring moved to Montana and started the church of the holy ass-kicking, the former cripple had to get a job in the service sector and misses his days on the platform.