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Allelse · 36-40, M
This is Christianity summed up pretty well -
God gave birth to himself to kill himself as a sacrifice in order to appease himself, so that he would no longer have to throw us into a fiery pit for all eternity, because he made us in a way that was not up to his own very high standard.
God gave birth to himself to kill himself as a sacrifice in order to appease himself, so that he would no longer have to throw us into a fiery pit for all eternity, because he made us in a way that was not up to his own very high standard.
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GodSpeed63 · 61-69, M
@Allelse
You're out in left field looking the wrong way.
God gave birth to himself to kill himself as a sacrifice in order to appease himself, so that he would no longer have to throw us into a fiery pit for all eternity, because he made us in a way that was not up to his own very high standard.
You're out in left field looking the wrong way.
GodSpeed63 · 61-69, M
@Allelse
Converted you to what?
Oh well, that's it, I'm convinced. I think you finally converted me!!!
Converted you to what?
Allelse · 36-40, M
@GodSpeed63 Being sarcastic, isn't it time for you to take your meds and have a nap?
GodSpeed63 · 61-69, M
Allelse · 36-40, M
@GodSpeed63 You go have a pray and maybe god'll slip something nice and pretty under your covers while you're napping. Not a bad way to go out.
GodSpeed63 · 61-69, M
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Sharon · F
@GodSpeed63
More like acting stupid.
You're the Grand Master of that.
GodSpeed63 · 61-69, M
@Sharon
I'm not the one believing in flying noodles like you are, Sharon.
You're the Grand Master of that.
I'm not the one believing in flying noodles like you are, Sharon.
Sharon · F
@GodSpeed63 What flying noodles?
Anyway, according to your arguments, you must believe in everything you can't prove doesn't exist.
Anyway, according to your arguments, you must believe in everything you can't prove doesn't exist.
GodSpeed63 · 61-69, M
Allelse · 36-40, M
@GodSpeed63 The flying noodles, now that'd be a good name for a brothel.
Sharon · F
@GodSpeed63
The ones you call, the monster - as if that can prove anything.
Noodles called "the monster"? You must be thinking of that thing you call yahweh - as it that proves anything.
PatKirby · M
@Allelse
That's pretty good, incidentally I have an alternate summation of Christianity -
Some con men sell Life Insurance. Christianity sells After Life Insurance. Everyone thinks you might need it, and no one can prove you don't.
This is Christianity summed up pretty well -
God gave birth to himself to kill himself as a sacrifice in order to appease himself, so that he would no longer have to throw us into a fiery pit for all eternity, because he made us in a way that was not up to his own very high standard.
God gave birth to himself to kill himself as a sacrifice in order to appease himself, so that he would no longer have to throw us into a fiery pit for all eternity, because he made us in a way that was not up to his own very high standard.
That's pretty good, incidentally I have an alternate summation of Christianity -
Some con men sell Life Insurance. Christianity sells After Life Insurance. Everyone thinks you might need it, and no one can prove you don't.