Does anyone else find parts of the bible to be hilarious? [Spirituality & Religion]
And i don't mean in a mocking "haw haw look how silly this is" sort of way. I mean is there anyone else who genuinely enjoys and finds certain parts of the bible to be funny within the context of the story?
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Like when Moses spent week climbing the mountain to get the Commandments, but when he came back and saw what people were doing he broke them.
It's funny to me cause he spent weeks climbing that mountain to get them, only to break them when he got back and had climb all the way back up to get new ones.
In my head this how that talk went
Moses "Oh beloved God please I beg of thee in thy boundless love and wisdom to-"
God "You broke my commandment didn't you?"
Moses sheepishly "Yeah."
God lets out the largest disappointed dad sigh "Ok. Moses, listen me, yet again. I made you and I cherish you from now until the end of forever. But, I swear to me, if you break my commandment again. I punish you so severely it make the plagues of Egypt look like a slap on the wrist. Am I clear?"
Moses shaking as he grabs the new commandments "Yes Father. Thank you. I love you.
lol yeah that's pretty good. Or how Aaron was like "I dunno! they gave me a bunch of gold so i turned it into a calf and worshipped it, what was i supposed to do?!"
