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Here’s a recap of my most recent interaction with a lovely new user

Them: You play Minecraft
Me: No I don’t.
Them: Yes you do.
Me: No I don’t. Why would I lie anyway? Weirdo.
Them: You’re so fucking ugly. Don’t lie. Minecraft is so famous. You know I’m right! I will fight you! *blocks*

🗿✨ Yes, the new users are so lovely.
LiLShrimp
22-25, F
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TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP Best Comment
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DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
Admins: stop bullying the new users off the site

The new users:
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@DeluxedEdition Omg for reallll
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GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F
I'm new. And yes, I am lovely.

Thank you for noticing.

Now what kind of industrial solvent do I use to clean off the toxic SW slime half the members here pass around like herpes ?
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calicuz · 56-60, M
@GuiltyBiStander

Sorry, but it's one of those "incurable" things.
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@GuiltyBiStander Get ‘em girl 🗿✨
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Pretzel · 70-79, M
I've asked the admins to make this one of the gifts we send - purchased with our SW coins. It should probably come in a 55 gallon drum.

@GuiltyBiStander
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SW-User
Sounds like they are still in elementary school and haven't left the playground yet
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LemonWorld · F
Wonder how old they are 😂
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canusernamebemyusername · M
The admin made a post about us wanting new users but we were mean to them when we got them. But they forgot we also like quality not just quantity. Lol
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@canusernamebemyusername I wish it would be possible to filter out the new trolls ;-;
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Pretzel · 70-79, M
hmmm...must be letting the middle schoolers out earlier for christmas break this year
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@Pretzel Gotta lock them up a little longer in school 🗿
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HannibalMontanimal · 26-30, M
Do you actually play it though ?
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@HannibalMontanimal No I don’t lol
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HannibalMontanimal · 26-30, M
@LiLShrimp Mmm hmm. Right 🤔
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@HannibalMontanimal ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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caPnAhab · 26-30, M
They'll get along juuust fine
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@caPnAhab I’m afraid they will become too powerful 😔
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SW-User
😂 What are they, five?
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plungesponge · 41-45, M
That was the goal. Minecraft players love blocks
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@plungesponge Okay that actually made me chuckle 😆
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BiasForAction · M
Ugh
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YoMomma ·
Sounds like a lil kid 😅
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calicuz · 56-60, M
That was no "new user" that was your stalker's alt.
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@calicuz 👁👄👁 I have a stalker? 👀
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calicuz · 56-60, M
@LiLShrimp

Sorry, I thought all the pretty ones had stalkers. 🤷‍♂️
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@calicuz I guess I’m not pretty enough to have stalkers eh? 🗿

Jkjkjk
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AdaXI · T
I'd of blocked you a lot sooner minecraft rules, lolz.😅
乂^◡^乂
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@AdaXI I’ve never played it. But I might try it to see what the hype is all about.
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revenant · F
sounds like a 10 year old2
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WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T
honestly you do look like you play minecraft, but with your boy/girlfrind of X number of years!
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WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T
@LiLShrimp see i told you, and you should take like an hour and just see how its like it will make him super happy and you may get good sexing from the effort
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@WolfGirlwh0r3 Nope not a chance 🗿 It looks so uninteresting
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WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T
@LiLShrimp okay okay i will stop pushing, but you are far more lookable than an easter island head... just saying
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Adstar · 56-60, M
Looks like you where talking with a 7 year old...
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SW-User
WTF?!
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@SW-User I might give Minecraft a try just so I could build the dungeon 🗿✨
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Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
Young people talking lol
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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
I had one decide he had a crush on me and he made a post claiming me.

But remember we need to be nice to the new users 🙄
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@iamonfire696 At this point they’re giving me more reasons to mentally beat them to a pulp
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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@LiLShrimp I agree with you
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Alison · 22-25, F
*laughs* idiot
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empanadas · 31-35, M
Not sure why this site always attracts the weirdos. They are fucken unhinged
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@empanadas The algorithm of SW is really good at attracting weirdos to the site 🗿
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