Here’s a recap of my most recent interaction with a lovely new user

Them: You play Minecraft
Me: No I don’t.
Them: Yes you do.
Me: No I don’t. Why would I lie anyway? Weirdo.
Them: You’re so fucking ugly. Don’t lie. Minecraft is so famous. You know I’m right! I will fight you! *blocks*

🗿✨ Yes, the new users are so lovely.