Do you have anything in red I could borrow to wear to hell ?

Would this do? I’m wearing my Fritos culottes today so I won’t be needing it.

My John Olinger for President t-shirt.

I have a red and white striped football shirt. Hell might be the best place for it after the hell they have put me through.

Yes I have a nice red and black sweater I never wear you can have it

In the 70s I had a pair of red "hot pants" with cuffs and a matching vest that I wore with a silk blouse and lace-up boots. I also had a rather magnificent Afro in those days.

1971 Monte Carlo

Kappa soccer jacket

A baseball cap with MAGA on it , perhaps.

Here's a nice warning hat