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Cleaning out your ears with a qtip has no business feeling that good

Too good to heed the warning of the naysayers
Degbeme70-79, M
Why do you need a q-tip? Those freaking claws of your could reach to the other side of your head. 馃槵
itsok31-35, F
@Degbeme how steady are your hands?
deadgerbil22-25
@itsok I'm saving this for future use later
Degbeme70-79, M
@itsok Very steady. 鈽猴笍
Itching my brain on both sides at the same time... literally the best penetration ever
itsok31-35, F
@SooperSarah you do both at the same time?? I think I鈥檇 faint
@itsok yessssss and it's amazing! I feel weak in the knees sometimes. That just means I need to slow down a bit.
Degbeme70-79, M
pentacornF

uhhhmmm, don't look up 'qtip orgasm'... #34
itsok31-35, F
@pentacorn whaaaaat???
pentacornF
@itsok there is qtip porn
itsok31-35, F
@pentacorn well well well 馃槒
deadgerbil22-25
Ikr I feel like the people who have issues are the ones who just jam it in there
CountScrofula41-45, M
There's some silicon things with various knobbly ends I got specifically for ear cleaning. Is it recommended by health professionals? Almost certainly not.

But I need to itch my brain without just impacting earwax damnit
itsok31-35, F
@CountScrofula I鈥檝e had those before! It feels good but not in the same way a qtip does.
Jeephikelove46-50, F
Eargasm! 馃ゴ
cherokeepatti61-69, F
And the doctors keep warning about doing it. They know it feels so good we aren鈥檛 going to stop.
GuyWithOpinions31-35, M
@cherokeepatti they say that cause sometimes people put the qtip in way too far and it gets stuck and they get an ear infection and complain to the doctor who thinks their stupid for doing that. I clean my ears with qtips all the time. Just dont jam it in your ear canal.
cherokeepatti61-69, F
@GuyWithOpinions Some people have copious amounts of ear wax. They may have normal amounts and then suddenly it starts up and they can鈥檛 get it all out. The boy was having gobs of it for some reason, not so much now and I don鈥檛 know why.
SW-User
My doc said nothing smaller than your elbow
itsok31-35, F
@SW-User your dr is using normal sized qtips on his own ears
SW-User
@itsok I think he had very hairy ears, but it was a long time ago.
DarkSideoftheMoon31-35, F
Omfgggg i love it so much i have a serious problem
itsok31-35, F
@DarkSideoftheMoon I do too. I know I don鈥檛 need to be cleaning them every day, but I can鈥檛 stop
DarkSideoftheMoon31-35, F
@itsok my ears are very dry and itchy from over cleaning them
TexChikF
My bro in-law is my dentist . Those Q-tips put on a long wooden stick? Oh yea! 馃グ
SW-User
I like using a paper clip
itsok31-35, F
@SW-User really? are you ever scared you鈥檒l like jab too far or hard? Or you mean you use the rounded edge?
SW-User
@itsok I鈥檝e hit my ear drum before so I know how far I can go in for that perfect scratch
itsok31-35, F
@SW-User 馃槴
SW-User
Ok, I gave myself permanent tinnitus by using those things 馃槓 Now every day is crickets, since 19yrs ago. So all I can say is...

itsok31-35, F
@SW-User I refuse to believe you were harmed by qtips
SW-User
@itsok Ok, go with that 馃榿
Riemann31-35, M
[i]'Do not use your fingers or any objects like cotton buds to remove earwax. This will push it in and make it worse'.[/i]

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/earwax-build-up/
Riemann31-35, M
@itsok It gets out on its own. One of mine got out last night.
itsok31-35, F
@Riemann ..what got out?
Riemann31-35, M
@itsok Earwax. Either is gets liquid or form solid and gets out.
ClassifiedM
If the ear has an itch 馃ゴ
PhoenixPhailM
Ahh... the eargasms.
NotSureAboutMyUserName31-35, M
I don't listen to naysayers as I'm already deaf.
itsok31-35, F
NotSureAboutMyUserName31-35, M
@itsok 馃槓

I was just joking.
wait till you find the purpose-built tools
itsok31-35, F
@stound 馃憖
@itsok I've said too much already.
CrazyMusicLover31-35
Why is it called a qtip?
itsok31-35, F
@CrazyMusicLover I鈥檓 not sure. Q tip is a brand. I think the generic term is cotton swab
iamonfire69641-45, F
It鈥檚 the best feeling and mine are so itchy because I have psoriasis in my ears
itsok31-35, F
@iamonfire696 oh that sounds awful. Can you put ointment in there? My sister has psoriasis on her scalp
iamonfire69641-45, F
@itsok The dermatologist has given me this special oil to put on the inside and then I have a steroid ointment for the outside. I also use the ointment for the palms of my hands and the bottom of my feet because I have it there too.
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empanadas31-35, M
It's like having a vagina for ears and the qtip is the vibrator
itsok31-35, F
@empanadas 馃憖 are you guessing or you know this?
empanadas31-35, M
@itsok clearly I got a fat wet vagina
itsok31-35, F
@empanadas 鉁嶏笍 which is more wet, your vagina or ears?

 
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