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Cleaning out your ears with a qtip has no business feeling that good

Too good to heed the warning of the naysayers
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Why do you need a q-tip? Those freaking claws of your could reach to the other side of your head. 😬
itsok · 31-35, F
@Degbeme how steady are your hands?
deadgerbil · 26-30
@itsok I'm saving this for future use later
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@itsok Very steady. ☺️
Itching my brain on both sides at the same time... literally the best penetration ever
itsok · 31-35, F
@SooperSarah you do both at the same time?? I think I’d faint
@itsok yessssss and it's amazing! I feel weak in the knees sometimes. That just means I need to slow down a bit.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
SW-User

uhhhmmm, don't look up 'qtip orgasm'... #34
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User whaaaaat???
SW-User
@itsok there is qtip porn
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User well well well 😏
deadgerbil · 26-30
Ikr I feel like the people who have issues are the ones who just jam it in there
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
There's some silicon things with various knobbly ends I got specifically for ear cleaning. Is it recommended by health professionals? Almost certainly not.

But I need to itch my brain without just impacting earwax damnit
itsok · 31-35, F
@CountScrofula I’ve had those before! It feels good but not in the same way a qtip does.
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
Eargasm! 🥴
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
And the doctors keep warning about doing it. They know it feels so good we aren’t going to stop.
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
@cherokeepatti they say that cause sometimes people put the qtip in way too far and it gets stuck and they get an ear infection and complain to the doctor who thinks their stupid for doing that. I clean my ears with qtips all the time. Just dont jam it in your ear canal.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@GuyWithOpinions Some people have copious amounts of ear wax. They may have normal amounts and then suddenly it starts up and they can’t get it all out. The boy was having gobs of it for some reason, not so much now and I don’t know why.
SW-User
My doc said nothing smaller than your elbow
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User your dr is using normal sized qtips on his own ears
SW-User
@itsok I think he had very hairy ears, but it was a long time ago.
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
Omfgggg i love it so much i have a serious problem
itsok · 31-35, F
@DarkSideoftheMoon I do too. I know I don’t need to be cleaning them every day, but I can’t stop
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@itsok my ears are very dry and itchy from over cleaning them
TexChik · F
My bro in-law is my dentist . Those Q-tips put on a long wooden stick? Oh yea! 🥰
SW-User
I like using a paper clip
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User really? are you ever scared you’ll like jab too far or hard? Or you mean you use the rounded edge?
SW-User
@itsok I’ve hit my ear drum before so I know how far I can go in for that perfect scratch
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User 😫
SW-User
Ok, I gave myself permanent tinnitus by using those things 😐 Now every day is crickets, since 19yrs ago. So all I can say is...

itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User I refuse to believe you were harmed by qtips
SW-User
@itsok Ok, go with that 😁
SW-User
'Do not use your fingers or any objects like cotton buds to remove earwax. This will push it in and make it worse'.

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/earwax-build-up/
SW-User
@itsok It gets out on its own. One of mine got out last night.
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User ..what got out?
SW-User
@itsok Earwax. Either is gets liquid or form solid and gets out.
Classified · M
If the ear has an itch 🥴
Ahh... the eargasms.
SW-User
I don't listen to naysayers as I'm already deaf.
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User are you?
SW-User
@itsok 😐

I was just joking.
wait till you find the purpose-built tools
itsok · 31-35, F
@stound 👀
@itsok I've said too much already.
CrazyMusicLover · 31-35
Why is it called a qtip?
itsok · 31-35, F
@CrazyMusicLover I’m not sure. Q tip is a brand. I think the generic term is cotton swab
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
It’s the best feeling and mine are so itchy because I have psoriasis in my ears
itsok · 31-35, F
@iamonfire696 oh that sounds awful. Can you put ointment in there? My sister has psoriasis on her scalp
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@itsok The dermatologist has given me this special oil to put on the inside and then I have a steroid ointment for the outside. I also use the ointment for the palms of my hands and the bottom of my feet because I have it there too.
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empanadas · 31-35, M
It's like having a vagina for ears and the qtip is the vibrator
itsok · 31-35, F
@empanadas 👀 are you guessing or you know this?
empanadas · 31-35, M
@itsok clearly I got a fat wet vagina
itsok · 31-35, F
@empanadas ✍️ which is more wet, your vagina or ears?

 
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