MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
Ok sorry
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@MyNameIsHurl I forgive you
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
@ShepherdBard Ill do better
Straylight · 31-35, F
I know the lead up to St. Patrick’s day is busy for leprechauns.
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Straylight don’t you have bean stalks to climb or something? 😒
YoMomma ·
Oh sorry.. i didn't know..
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
I needed a foot rest
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deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@ShepherdBard what if I offer 30k towards your mortgage? Can I keep my feet?
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@deadgerbil I guess 🙄
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@ShepherdBard thank you Master
BobbyMoeven · 100+, M
Ok ...
Just let me go first then
Bullseye !!!! woot woot ...
now your up ....😬
Just let me go first then
Bullseye !!!! woot woot ...
now your up ....😬
Lilymoon · F
Ooops didn't see you there 🫨
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Lilymoon well then open your eyes 😒
But...St.Patricks day is only a few days away
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@pripyatamusementpark it’s true, I’m now whatever you are plus 1 😶
@ShepherdBard platform shoes don't count
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@pripyatamusementpark ok fine just stand over here where I’m definitely not on a curb or anything 👀
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
I only asked you to please move up in the queue...🙄
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
Oh...is that why you're so very short...
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@AntisocialTroll rich from someone the same height 😒
hunkalove · 61-69, M
You think that's pressure? Just wait'll my sister Big Bertha sits on you!
Matt85 · 36-40, M
are you a grape
grapes make great wine when you stomp them
grapes make great wine when you stomp them
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Matt85 I’m a blueberry thank you very much
Matt85 · 36-40, M
@ShepherdBard pussy ribena shit
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
Fine I will move the boulder off of you a little
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard Then toughen up! Don't make me get the 2nd boulder out!!!!!
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Silentpleasure 😱😱😱
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard Now stop squirming.......
TheRascallyOne · 31-35, M
Hops off your back 🐰
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
no didnt all i did was squeeze your head til your brains cell pop out but none so far so i have to keep going *tightens grip*
Degbeme · 70-79, M

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@UBotMate well that was eerie
empanadas · 31-35, M
There's a short joke here but I will be the taller man
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@empanadas 😒
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