Hey, straps on the side of the mattress are for moving the mattress, and not for what you've been using them for all this time.

Oh hum I knew that. But the imagination is allowed to play.
Seriously it's folding the ******* fitted sheet that needs some creative thought.
It's comforting to get angry, trash them, and buy new.

Wait, what?

Oh....but why do they work so well?

That cant be right

Stop spying on me

Shhhhhh! Don't tell my wife.

Is this a hint hint 🧐
If you want me to come over and help to lift and rotate your mattress, just ask 😌

next you'll be telling us headlights aren't so you can see what you're doing when parked in lovers lane at night

That explains why they tear so easily.

Thats what the big mattress companies want you to believe

Ohhhh.. noooo....

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