Why do you never hear of a haunted outhouse?

Odor is actually the ghosts of what we have eaten.

Even ghosts have standards

Well to be haunted it means they most likely died there.......maybe they are just ashamed to admit they died there and hide for eternity.....poor ghost :(

There was something in the air, a foul miasma. And the moaning was endless...

because it's crap.

I guess they prefer in house haunting instead of outhouse haunting or at least indoor plumbing. It gets cold in the winter 🥶