Did yo mamma ever beat your ass with a slotted spoon?
More often than not it was the wooden spoon. But once in awhile it was the cutting board or the plastic slotted spoon. To this day when I see one I wince just a bit. Don鈥檛 remember what I did to earn the punishment but I remember that spoon. Some days I laugh. Somedays I want to crawl into a bottle of gin.
