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Thevy29 · 41-45, M
I think the nurses clean your body and put you in a nappy before shoving you into the freezer for the fortnight it takes your relatives to decide on how to bury you. Then they go through your stuff like a free garage sale.
Crazywaterspring · 61-69, M
@Thevy29 That's why you never wear any jewelry to the hospital. Some jackal will help themselves even if the patient is asleep.