Lostpoet · M
Find me a wife
PhantomMagic88 · 41-45, M
@Lostpoet hmmmm gonna have to give me the strengths first. What do you have that would attract one?
MyNameIsHurl · 46-50, F
Can you cook? I could eat
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PhantomMagic88 · 41-45, M
@MyNameIsHurl just remind me lol
MyNameIsHurl · 46-50, F
@PhantomMagic88 ok
PhantomMagic88 · 41-45, M
@MyNameIsHurl :)
GerOttman · 70-79, M
be kind to a random stranger. never know it might be me!
GerOttman · 70-79, M
@PhantomMagic88 that's all anyone can ask!
PhantomMagic88 · 41-45, M
@GerOttman agreed
Do you know why I've returned here?
@PhantomMagic88 oh okay. No worries
PhantomMagic88 · 41-45, M
@TheArchivist you can dm me if you care to share more
@PhantomMagic88 okay
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
Are you good at getting things down from high shelves?
ineedadrink · 56-60, M
@SunshineGirl Would that be a tall daughter messing with you or trying to keep said goodies for herself? 😅
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
@ineedadrink She says she does it for my own good 🥺
ineedadrink · 56-60, M
@SunshineGirl Perfect answer. Hilarious one, too. And a way of saying "backatcha", in a loving way, for all the things you had to do for her own good. 😁
GoFish ·
clean my house? 😳
GoFish ·
@PhantomMagic88 maybe that's my problem.. no music (i remember when i used to clean my house i had music) ☺
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
Tonight I have a shift with a teenager who doesn’t respect personal space and whose voice grates my brain every time he says my name, which can be upwards of 30-50 times in one shift. Can you come to work with me dressed as a secret service agent hellbent on keeping him a minimum of 20 feet away from me…as well as aggressively shushing him anytime he begins to yell my name?
PhantomMagic88 · 41-45, M
@PerfectionOfTheHeart ok, but if I'm found out, I gotta ask you to post my bail lol
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@PhantomMagic88 A small price to pay for peace 😌
PhantomMagic88 · 41-45, M
@PerfectionOfTheHeart Yea, I think I would only need about 500 dollars lol
