What if you could write a whole essay on it but somebody only wants a simple yes or no answer?

I usually answer "yes" or "no" When they ask "why?", I simply refuse to discuss the issue since my answer is to complex to discuss online.

Life is rarely so simple. I will not give a one word answer if this distorts the truth.

Then you say maybe

Is Longpatrol the best photographer ever? Darn tootin'!

No.