I give wrong directions to tourists on purpose if they can’t correctly pronounce the destination.

And here in Cornwall some place names are Celtic rather than standard English.

If you’ve found a clear patch on a busy beach, thank me. And if you’re the unfortunate tourist who never found the beach, thank me.

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firefall · 61-69, M

Wait ... people go to Cornwall ... voluntarily?

Morvoren · F

@firefall As an American can you even point up it in a map? There’s no oil fields here do I doubt it 😂

firefall · 61-69, M

@Morvoren *looks around for an american*
Oh, me?
No, I'm a New Zealander
And Cornwall is the big toe of Britain .... in many ways

firefall · 61-69, M

@Morvoren To be fair, when we were living in London, we twice tried to get to Cornwall for a weekend, but both times the car chose to break down rather than face ... Cornwall.
I bow to its superior mechanical foreknowledge.

Morvoren · F

@firefall It must have been a Ford.

firefall · 61-69, M

@Morvoren no ... Break My Windows
so much for German engineering 🤣