I give wrong directions to tourists on purpose if they can’t correctly pronounce the destination.

And here in Cornwall some place names are Celtic rather than standard English.

If you’ve found a clear patch on a busy beach, thank me. And if you’re the unfortunate tourist who never found the beach, thank me.

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HannahSky · F

I never minded giving tourists directions when I worked in a tourist area. They were usually appreciative and I'd rather they have a good experience than negative. Some didn't speak any English, it was fun to try to figure out where they were wanting to go.