I give wrong directions to tourists on purpose if they can’t correctly pronounce the destination.

And here in Cornwall some place names are Celtic rather than standard English.

If you’ve found a clear patch on a busy beach, thank me. And if you’re the unfortunate tourist who never found the beach, thank me.

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TrashCat · M

I did that once to a Canadian couple from Quebec who were looking for Hampton Beach in NH. I know they spoke English but refused to. Sadly for them, Im not fluent in French but i understand enough to understand their shit talk. lol

JimboSaturn · 51-55, M

@TrashCat They can be a little sensitive about language :P

Big double standard if you got to Quebec and don't attempt to speak French you get frozen out too.

TrashCat · M

@JimboSaturn NO SHIT!!! 😂😂😂

I've had my dealings with many an Irate Meme' too

JimboSaturn · 51-55, M

@TrashCat When I say a little , I actually mean A LOT :P