"Well at least I don't have to wake up anymore," is what I want my tombstone to say. Or, "Finally, I get to sleep in." What about yours?

I told you I was ill

"He Knew John Olinger."

I Told You I was Sick!!

"If you're going to reanimate this body for your dark deeds, do it right. No half-assed shambling zombies here, please. Only cool undead."