If you feed me, I will live. If you give me drink, I will die. What am I?

Totally stolen from a game, but had to share

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Allelse · 36-40, M

Pain in the ass, make up your mind dammit, eggs or soda water?

boklenholley7 · F

@Allelse eggs

Allelse · 36-40, M

@boklenholley7 EGGS IT IS!!! Eggs is great, I had chickens once and we had tons of eggs. Sometimes the chickens would break their own eggs and eat the eggs.

boklenholley7 · F

@Allelse 😵 our chickens never did that, but fresh eggs are the bomb

Allelse · 36-40, M

@boklenholley7 Well Augi was a little bananas she'd lose the plot sometimes and destroy her own eggs, and then start eating the yoke and stuff. The best way to calm her down was to massage her comb as she sat in her box, she'd go "DOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!" And peck you like cracy till you got to her comb and started massaging it, and like magic she'd go calm.

boklenholley7 · F

@Allelse sounds nuts lol