Was at a theme park they let you in to the ride was a 3D type of adventure and everyone moves to the next empty seat and there were 3 rows with an aisle between each row. I took my seat next to my friends the last 2 seats were taken by 2 young boys like 8 and 10. Once the ride started it was fun so me being a big kid started talking about what was going on and enjoying the ride as they did. I was leaving a woman stopped me she was the mother of the 2 boys she got split up from them but noticed how interreacted with her boys and thanked me for being so nice and entertaining them. I told her it wasnt a problem just had fun and she said thank you again and my friends were shocked.

I was walking down the street one afternoon and this guy was talking. I thought that he was talking to me, but in actual fact he was talking to himself.

Too late. I replied.

"Sorry babe, I was just talking to myself but thanks for answering. You have a lovely aura..."

🙂

SJD x

My wife got a wierd one from her friend's daughter:
"you are like an ethereal being that come's into my life bringing lightlnesss and then leaving"

I've been told "I love whatever's wrong with you." 😆

A boss told me I looked like a benign Charles Manson. I told her I didn't appreciate the "benign" part of that.

My ex once said, while hugging me a couple of months after our daughter’s birth, “Wow. You ARE losing weight. You’re getting all flabby.”

My piano instructor in college said "You're getting better. You're not swearing as much."
It was a required class.

When I was in my 20s, a very elderly fellow told me I was pretty "in the way that women were" when he was a young man.

When I first moved to my very tiny hamlet of 160 people, I had like, two women openly tell me I'm hot. I am -not- used to that.

I may be a 6 out in public but I'm a 10 in this town baby.

Too long to mention here, and I still haven't worked out if it was a compliment 🤔

That she wished I would've r*ped her. By far the weirdest compliment I've gotten. I don't even like using that word it feels uncomfortable but her reasoning was that she liked me but she had a boyfriend.

Still a really weird thing to say

“You're my dream girl, I couldn't build you anymore perfect if I tried“

I immediately thought of you while watching "Fight Club".

A woman at work said I looked sexy eating an apple by the photocopier.

A doctor gleefully told me I had the cleanest ears she had ever seen. 🤔

I was told once that I looked like John Candy. That was meant to be a compliment.

On my sandals when I was on a nude beach and wearing nothing else.

Not really wild, but I was walking down the street, and some guy in a car yelled, "Nice ass!"

Once back in 1996 I had sex with a woman and afterwards she said that I had a big d*ck for a little guy, but she was wrong on both accounts because it's not big and I'm not little.. not very wild sorry

"You sure you're not African?"

This chick told me I gotta soda "can" dick cause it's girthy.

"your anatomy makes it easy"