What’s the wildest compliment you’ve ever received?

I've been told "I love whatever's wrong with you." 😆

I was walking down the street one afternoon and this guy was talking. I thought that he was talking to me, but in actual fact he was talking to himself.

Too late. I replied.

"Sorry babe, I was just talking to myself but thanks for answering. You have a lovely aura..."

🙂

SJD x

A boss told me I looked like a benign Charles Manson. I told her I didn't appreciate the "benign" part of that.

My wife got a wierd one from her friend's daughter:
"you are like an ethereal being that come's into my life bringing lightlnesss and then leaving"

Not really wild, but I was walking down the street, and some guy in a car yelled, "Nice ass!"

This chick told me I gotta soda "can" dick cause it's girthy.

"You changed my life." from a young adult, commenting on something I said to her when she was a teen.

A woman at work said I looked sexy eating an apple by the photocopier.

That she wished I would've r*ped her. By far the weirdest compliment I've gotten. I don't even like using that word it feels uncomfortable but her reasoning was that she liked me but she had a boyfriend.

Still a really weird thing to say

Was at a theme park they let you in to the ride was a 3D type of adventure and everyone moves to the next empty seat and there were 3 rows with an aisle between each row. I took my seat next to my friends the last 2 seats were taken by 2 young boys like 8 and 10. Once the ride started it was fun so me being a big kid started talking about what was going on and enjoying the ride as they did. I was leaving a woman stopped me she was the mother of the 2 boys she got split up from them but noticed how interreacted with her boys and thanked me for being so nice and entertaining them. I told her it wasnt a problem just had fun and she said thank you again and my friends were shocked.

My ex once said, while hugging me a couple of months after our daughter’s birth, “Wow. You ARE losing weight. You’re getting all flabby.”

Too long to mention here, and I still haven't worked out if it was a compliment 🤔

On my sandals when I was on a nude beach and wearing nothing else.

When I first moved to my very tiny hamlet of 160 people, I had like, two women openly tell me I'm hot. I am -not- used to that.

I may be a 6 out in public but I'm a 10 in this town baby.

When I was in my 20s, a very elderly fellow told me I was pretty "in the way that women were" when he was a young man.

My piano instructor in college said "You're getting better. You're not swearing as much."
It was a required class.

I immediately thought of you while watching "Fight Club".

Once back in 1996 I had sex with a woman and afterwards she said that I had a big d*ck for a little guy, but she was wrong on both accounts because it's not big and I'm not little.. not very wild sorry

A doctor gleefully told me I had the cleanest ears she had ever seen. 🤔

"You sure you're not African?"

I was told once that I looked like John Candy. That was meant to be a compliment.

"your anatomy makes it easy"