What Is The Weirdest Thing In Your Home?

An Ermine Slap Bracelet no thanks to my tween.

I got up a few weeks back to find my measuring jug has a baby👀乂^◡^乂

Me

Me lol 😂.

These heavy coil things my mom collected from who-knows-where. She hoards, so I don’t know what they are or what she thought she might need them for.

this ding dong

Probably a bird nest my son found in the yard after a storn years ago. It was small and perfect

I left my home long ago but while I was there I feel my relation with my mom with me was the most weirdest thing

Me.

probably a phone book in the closet

is this the part where we name something and someone says "that's not weird" so we name something else and some says "that's not weird" until we get to a point where we have named 20 or so things that are probably weird and now everybody knows the depth of our weirdness?

Rooster.

Wife. 😬

The Kendal Mint Cake I mistakenly bought thinking it was a tasty sweet.
It was at an import foods shop.

That would most likely be a pair of 18th century Samurai swords and replica steel and leather armor.

Defo me 💋🖤

a book i was given. its gotta be 3ft by 2ft by...4 inches deep. birds of north America illustrations in a book that can crush moderate mammals and middling children.

Me, myself and I. Plus I have I have a 1940s steam engine in my house

Welding rods

Hmmm... idk everything seems pretty normal to me. 😶

Me

Real

Probably myself, as I'm the reason all the weird stuff is there 😋

My sense of humor!

Me

A large old bottle of odd brand hand sanitizer from the start of the plandemic I got at Walmart tjat I should have sniffed before buying, it smells horribly almost like bad B.O., I don't know why I haven't thrown it out in all this time.