What’s the most spontaneous thing you’ve ever done?

Driving South on Route 1 through the Florida Keys to get to the Naval base on Key West Florida. It was 3 AM 0300 hours and my Budy a Naval intelligence officer suggested we pull over climb a 4-foot-high fence and take a dip in a resort swimming pool. So, I hit the ditch and off we went not thinking we were in uniform. We got to the pool, and I looked at him a said we can swim in our uniforms let's leave. He said strip down and jump in and we will keep our distance from each other. So, we did so. About 30 minutes later when we were getting out of the pool to get dressed and move on down the road a short maybe 5'6'' 300-pound security guard rounded the corner seeing us he said stay right there as I call the police and reached for his waist to get his walkie talkie. (This was 1989 and nowhere close to cell phone era). I looked right at him and shouted, "quick let's catch him and rape him!" Poor bastard fell over a chair dropping his walkie talkie face planting himself got up slowly and ran away as fast as he could as I ran at him. I kicked the walkie talkie into the pool, ran back to my uniform putting my boxers back on grabbed up my clothing and ran for the truck with my buddy.

No, we are not gay and never were or will be okay.


We did not get caught and me being combat arms security specialist and my buddy being an Intelligence specialist could have been screwed if caught.