If you came to the UK what would you especially like to see or visit?

Mainly just coastal areas in every county, et al., preferably rural and somehow magically without throngs of tourists and wealthy second home types (which I gather makes Cornwall in particular a double-edged sword)

There are other places / aspects too (including more urban and frenetic environs certainly, and particularly the [i]modern[/i] aspects of them, e.g., parts of the UK have some amazing modern architecture, whereas stuff like Tudor buildings for the most part does nothing for me), but the natural coastal landscapes are the first consideration by a longshot

Whisky distilleries in Scotland obviously (which for now is still in the UK I suppose), and to visit the small parcels of Laphroaig peat beds I theoretically own LOL

There are things I would like to both see and not see, like the expanding presence of vineyards, as I know this only possible with the global climate change that is ruining the planet as a whole, and will eventually for instance make it impossible to continue growing pinot noir in Burgundy

There are things I absolutely detest too, like holding on to monarchy, only a cult would allow it to continue