Tanks for the homeless! There's so much weaponry in Syria right now that you can buy a tank for $2000! We could house the elderly homeless in tanks!

Tanks for the homeless!
Imagine how safe the homeless would be if we just bought tanks for them all, starting with the elderly.
Get grannies their own tanks, and end the homeland homelessness problems right away!
It's easy to have lots of tanks but houses keep getting more and more rare. Plus with tanks you can move the neighborhood during a disaster. Or cause one!- it's up to you!