Conversation with a Catfish on SW: Part 1
Catfishes are endlessly entertaining. Why waste an opportunity to have some fun 😃
Here goes one
Notification pings.
Me: cracks knuckles Oh boy.
Cat: Hi, I am from Thailand.
Me: Beautiful country.
Cat: Did you see my pictures?
Me: No.
Cat: [sends link] Can you guess my bra size?
Me: 84.3723.
Cat: ...
Me: Hello?
Silence.
More silence.
A tumbleweed rolls by.
And just like that, 'She' vanished. Gone.
I like to think somewhere in Thailand — or more likely, a basement in New Jersey — a confused man is staring at the number 84.3723, wondering what the hell does that mean?
….where it all went wrong?
Here goes one
Notification pings.
Me: cracks knuckles Oh boy.
Cat: Hi, I am from Thailand.
Me: Beautiful country.
Cat: Did you see my pictures?
Me: No.
Cat: [sends link] Can you guess my bra size?
Me: 84.3723.
Cat: ...
Me: Hello?
Silence.
More silence.
A tumbleweed rolls by.
And just like that, 'She' vanished. Gone.
I like to think somewhere in Thailand — or more likely, a basement in New Jersey — a confused man is staring at the number 84.3723, wondering what the hell does that mean?
….where it all went wrong?
