Give me the heads up. Who are the catfish here?

@SomeMichGuy You look kind of familiar!

@Nitedoc You may have seen me around; I used to travel a lot for work.

@SomeMichGuy That may be it.

@Nitedoc Well, I was a naval officer...

@SomeMichGuy ...in the Royal Navy.

@SomeMichGuy Oh right, commander I suppose!

@Nitedoc Indeed, you are clever to have guessed it. 😉

Didn't you carry a Walther PPK in .32 auto?

@Nitedoc Well, I had a Beretta, but my supervisor forced me to trade it for a 7.65 mm chambered Walther PPK...making it just slightly over 0.30 inches. The Beretta was not considered to be a proper gun for my line of work; the Walther was said to have "a delivery like a brick through a plate-glass window"...and I used it effectively for years.

You seem to know a lot about the world of international trade.